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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and
incidents are the product of the author’s imagination. Any
resemblance to actual individuals, living or dead, events,
or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2025 Ruben Vuittonet, Jr.
All rights reserved. No part of this content, except for content
from Wizards of the Coast System Reference Document 5.2.1, may
be reproduced or used in any manner without written permission
of the copyright owner.
First Edition (hand bound) published in October 2025.
Published by Ruben Vuittonet, Jr.
All audio files are the copyrighted property of Ruben
Vuittonet, Jr. All rights reserved.
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| For the Dungeon Master Ruben Vuittonet, Jr. |
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Dedicated to my children: Trey, Connor,
and Sean. They taught me. |
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Special thanks to Jonathan Blackwell for providing
the audio clips used when Naso Grosso’s astral form speaks. |
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| Name | Talion |
| Display Name | Talion |
| Class/Race | Rogue 1/Human | Level | 1 |
| Name | Dragazo |
| Display Name | Dragazo |
| Class/Race | Paladin/Human | Level | 1 |
| Name | Stygian |
| Display Name | Stygian |
| Class/Race | Wizard/Human | Level | 1 |
| Name | Zaephod Beeblebrox |
| Display Name | Zaephod |
| Class/Race | Bard/Human | Level | 1 |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Ghoul |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Ghoul |
| Mutton | Constitution | +1 | 1 hour |
| Turkey | Saving Throw | +1 | 1 hour |
| Turkey | Dexterity | -1 | 1 hour |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Chuul |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| oats | spices |
| barley | herbs |
| rye | preserved fruits |
| wheat | almond milk |
| cabbage | green cheese |
| beans | eggs |
| onions | poultry |
| leeks | dried pork |
| fish | steaks |
| Enhanced Beef Jerky | 1 lb | 4oz Strength +1 | 1 hour |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| Cumin | Cinnamon | Garlic powder |
| Oregano | Cayenne pepper | Nutmeg |
| Bay leaves | Coriander | Black pepper |
| Chili powder | Basil | Chili flakes |
| Rosemary | Thyme | Curry powder |
| Cardamom | Himalayan Pink Salt | Turmeric |
| Allspice | Dill | Onion powder |
| Cloves | Ginger | Paprika |
| Manchineel | Water Hemlock | Giant Hogweed |
| Deadly Nightshade | Castor Bean | English Yew |
| Aconite (Wolfsbane) | Rosary Pea | White Snakeroot |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Swarm of Insects |
| Fatty Fish | Intelligence | +2 | 1 hour |
| Spinach | Saving Throw | +2 | 1 hour |
| Dark Chocolate | Charisma | +2 | 1 hour |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Wererat |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Wererat |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| Cumin | Cinnamon | Garlic powder |
| Oregano | Cayenne pepper | Nutmeg |
| Bay leaves | Coriander | Black pepper |
| Chili powder | Basil | Chili flakes |
| Rosemary | Thyme | Curry powder |
| Cardamom | Himalayan Pink Salt | Turmeric |
| Allspice | Dill | Onion powder |
| Cloves | Ginger | Paprika |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Giant Eagle |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Ghost |
| d20 >= 10 | d4 increase in dexterity for 3 hours |
| d20 < 10 | d4 decrease in dexterity for 3 hours |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| d20 >= 10 | d4 increase in constitution for 3 hours |
| d20 < 10 | d4 decrease in constitution for 3 hours |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| d20 >= 10 | d4 increase in wisdom for 3 hours |
| d20 < 10 | d4 decrease in wisdom for 3 hours |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| d20 >= 10 | d4 increase in strength for 3 hours |
| d20 < 10 | d4 decrease in strength for 3 hours |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| Breads | 010–030 |
| Pastries | 030–040 |
| Muffins | 010–020 |
| Biscuits | 025–050 |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Goblin Boss |
| Breads | 010–030 |
| Pastries | 030–040 |
| Muffins | 010–020 |
| Biscuits | 025–050 |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Awakened Shrub |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Cultist |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Thug |
| ☐ Player/Initiative | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | N |
| ☐ Talion |
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| ☐ Dragazo |
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| ☐ Stygian |
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| ☐ Zaephod |
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| ☐ Animated Rug of Smothering |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| Apples | 01–10 |
| Pears | 01–05 |
| Plums | 01–20 |
| Cabbage | 05–12 |
| Onions | 02–05 |
| Carrots | 05–15 |
| Turnips | 00–01 |
| Peas and Beans | 01–02 |
| Barberries | 03–10 |
| Lettuce | 01–03 |
| Hoop cheese | 01–02 |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |
| Beef Steaks | 15–30 |
| Chicken | 12–25 |
| Pork Chops | 25–40 |
| Lamb | 06–15 |
| Turkey Legs | 08–18 |
| Goat Chops | 01–10 |
| Duck Whole | 10–22 |
| Fish | 06–12 |
| Beef Steaks | 15–30 |
| Chicken | 12–25 |
| Pork Chops | 25–40 |
| Lamb | 06–15 |
| Turkey Legs | 08–18 |
| Goat Chops | 01–10 |
| Duck Whole | 10–22 |
| Fish | 06–12 |
| ☐ Talion |
| ☐ Dragazo |
| ☐ Stygian |
| ☐ Zaephod |