Be Afraid. Be very Afraid
To paraphrase the poster for the movie Alien, in trash, teenagers cannot hear you scream.
I was Trying To Make Cobbler
So, I went looking for the large, tupperware cooking bool we use for that purpose. I could not find it. Not finding items required for cooking, dining, and storing food is a terribly common occurrence in our kitchen.

And I knew the culprint: my oldest son, Trey.

I went up to his room, intending to find the needed bowl. What I found was so disturbing that I abandoned the cobbler and embarked on a mission to get all of the kitchen-oriented items in his room back to the kitchen and cleaned. What did I find?
In addition to the listing, below, I also found (and kept) $40 in Trey’s room. Believe me, this is not the best way to make $40.
What I Found
Eating Utensils:
Table Spoons: 13 (0)
Tea Spoons: 22 (0)
Knives:
Steak: 1 (0)
Paring: 1 (0)
Dinner: 2 (0)
Forks: 31 (0)
Mason Jars: 2 (2)
Drinking:
Yeti:
Coffee Mug: 2 (4)
16oz Tumbler: 4 (8)
32oz Tumbler: 1 (9)
Glasses: 14 (23)
Cups: 14 (37)
Game Cups: 7 (44)
Red Cups: 3 (47)
Ramekin: 8 (55)
Food Prep:
Bowls:
Large: 1 (56)
Medium: 1 (57)
Small: 2 (59)
Food Storage:
Large-Lidded: 1 (60)
Refridgerator:
Very Tiny: 3 (63)
Tiny: 3 (66)
Small: 7 (73)
Medium: 12 (85)
Large: 7 (92)
Even Larger: 2 (94)
Dishes:
Bowls: 20 (114)
Plates: 22 (136)
Saucers: 10 (146)
Snack: 4 (150)
Pantry:
Storage: 1 (151)
Pickle Holder: 1 (152)
Cooking:
Measduring Cups: 3 (155)
Can Opener: 1 (156)
Total: 156
The Total does not include eating utensils.
Finishing Up
This ordeal startedd at 8:30, last night. Before I went to bed, I had spent 4½ hours toting, soaking, pre-cleaning, dishwashing, and putting away dishes.
Today, I’ve done another 5 hours, so far.
Below, we have an image of about ½ of the dishes that had to be pre-cleaned because they had spoiled food clinging to them. The other ½ was cleaned either last night or this morning. Ugh.

After pre-cleaning them, I run the dishes through the dishwasher on the sanitize cycle.

The last items to be pre-washed are shown in the sink.
I am a sincere proponent of cleared counters. In pursuit of that, since all of the dishes had been pre-rinsed, I put most of them remaining dishes to be hand-or-machine washed into the sink. That also provides an idea of how extensive a mess was in Trey’s room. The shown dishes are about ¼ of the dishes processed in the last 18 hours.
Many of our various sets of actual glasses (made of glass) have been broken by our children. Such as we have as well as almost all of the others are going into the washing machine.
Many of these had to be pre-soaked and pre-cleaned because of the rotting food clinging to them. So it goes. .
I was horribly mistaken when I commented on a picture with cups, above. When I got to loading the dishwashder with a later load, I found many more cups in the sink. So it goes.
The last thing to clean and put away.
Many Pictures are Worth Many Thousands of Words
A Long Two Days
15 hours 7 minutes
Keyed Words
sanitize cycle, So it goes.